i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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