Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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