i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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