I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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