I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Can Purell be used as lube?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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