I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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