I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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