This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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