what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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