The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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