Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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