and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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