so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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