Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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