Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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