I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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