How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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