worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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