Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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