quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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