Cold hands, warm shart.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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