I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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