I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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