So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
they're like a gay fantastic four
Semen is not good for contacts.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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