No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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