they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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