She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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