Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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