Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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