i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
