I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
