How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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