When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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