so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
