ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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