So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
