sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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