i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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