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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.

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(519): View more from Ontario

My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(646): View more from New York

still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious

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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..

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(316): View more from Kansas

I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people

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(386): View more from Florida

you asked me how to turn on the ladder

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