is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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