I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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