Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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