matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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