i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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