You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Randomize