I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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