I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He shit in the fireplace
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
There are leaves in my underwear?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
