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I want to make a zoo with you.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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