How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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