I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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