stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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