I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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