are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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