So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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